I just spent the last 45 minutes trying, unsuccessfully, to turn Optimus Prime from a robot into a truck. In case you didn’t know, Optimus Prime is the “largest, strongest, and wisest of all Autobots”.? Duh.
My four year old can do it. All his four year old friends can do it. But, despite a degree in mechanical engineering, SuburbanDaddy cannot.
And it isn’t just transformers. Thing 1 consistently, as in every single time, beats me in a card matching game. You know the one where all the cards are face down, and you turn two over at a time, trying to get a match. After each match, he likes to give updates, like Daddy, I have 10 matches. You only have 3.
I am definitely NOT smarter than a four year old.
And when he’s 14 you won’t be smarter than him either and he’ll be sure to remind you of it on a daily basis.
Love this.
Only a man would spend 45 minutes trying to figure Optimus Prime out.
A woman will try for 2 minutes and then say, “Go ask your father.”