It’s probably an understatement to say Thing 3 does not like change. If his routine, food, clothes, and conversations were the same every day, he would be just fine.
Today he had a new teacher in swim class. Considering how long it took him to feel comfortable with the last one, it was no [...]
Entries Tagged as 'kids say the funniest'
My Name Is
January 8th, 2012 · No Comments
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From Another Planet
December 31st, 2011 · No Comments
I often think that Thing 3 is from another planet. He is truly an original as you have seen. Today he provided yet another clue.
We were watching Backyardigans, having nothing to do with space travel, when out of the blue he offered this:
Thing 3: I want to go on another planet. [...]
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Questions
October 14th, 2011 · 3 Comments
I got a new iPhone 4S today. One of the new features is Siri, a voice activated assistant that answers your questions. Questions like “will it rain tomorrow” and “what movies are playing tonight.”
Naturally, as soon as they saw it, The Things wanted to ask Siri questions. When it was Thing 3’s [...]
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I’m Not A Monster
August 29th, 2011 · No Comments
SuburbanMommy (to Thing 3): I’m afraid you are going to fall out of your chair if you sit like that.
Thing 3: Mommy, you don’t need to be afraid of me. I’m not a monster!
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We Like It Crazy
August 27th, 2011 · No Comments
Thing 1: “Why we don’t go to Chuck E Cheese?”
SuburbanMommy: “It’s really crazy there”
Thing 2: “We like it crazy”
Indeed.
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How To Get Muscles
August 12th, 2011 · No Comments
Me: Do you know how you get big, strong muscles?
Thing 3: No.
Me: You eat a lot of healthy foods.
Thing 3: Like Lunchables?
In case you don’t know what Lunchables are, go here.
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Dreams Are In There
June 26th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Thing 3 has a new sleeping arrangement following a dream episode last week. He woke up screaming one night, terrified of bumble bees. He spent the remainder of that night in our bed. Which means we got even less sleep than normal with his squirming and kicking.
The next night the dreams came [...]
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I Am A Joke
May 20th, 2011 · No Comments
I am a father of four, educated, with a respectable job and nice home. I should command respect and authority from my kids.
Apparently, that is not the case. SuburbanDaddy has become a source of laughter and joking at the expense of Things 1-3. Thing 4 is too young, but give [...]
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