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Kids Say The Funniest Things #2

July 20th, 2007 · No Comments

[after a successful potty attempt]
Thing 1: Going poopie helps your penis get bigger
SuburbanDaddy: What?!
Thing 1: When your penis goes up, the poopie comes down
SuburbanDaddy: Where did you hear that?
Thing 1: From you, daddy

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Kids Say The Funniest Things #1

July 20th, 2007 · No Comments

[Car passes us while driving]
Thing 1: Daddy, why are you driving so slow?
SuburbanDaddy: I’m not driving slow. He’s driving fast.
Thing 1: The policeman will stop him and give him a timeout. That’s what happens when you go too fast.
[thinks for a little bit]
Thing 1: Do race cars get timeouts?

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