Thing 3: Mommy, can I climb the beanstalk up to the clouds with a giant?
SuburbanMommy: Sure. Do you know any giants?
Thing 3: Eli Manning!
Oh. And Thing 3 also likes to put fruit snacks on his face. Why? He says he is being Yoshi. No, it doesn’t make any sense. Except to Thing 3.
What lirteabing knowledge. Give me liberty or give me death.