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Entries from April 2011

You Saw This Coming

April 26th, 2011 · 1 Comment

It was bound to happen. With three older brothers and a house full of trucks, trains, and footballs, there is no way she would turn into a princess.
SuburbanMommy has been waiting seven years to shop for frilly dresses and hair bows. But no matter how girly she is dressed, Thing 4 [...]

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Tags: Thing 4 · pictures · stories

The Real Reason To Avoid Fast Food

April 19th, 2011 · 1 Comment

I was flying solo tonight with the four Things – pick them up at school, give them dinner, baths, put to bed. In these situations, there are only two realistic options for dinner: pizza or fast food drive through. I went with the fast food. Four Happy Meals.
There are lots [...]

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Tags: advice · parents today

Anatomically Correct Frosty

April 18th, 2011 · 1 Comment

Take a look at this picture that Thing 3 drew over the winter. There is a hat, carrot nose, eyes, and mouth. All stuff you would expect to see. Then there are the arms and a bunch of legs. Except the line at the bottom is not a leg.

We [...]

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Tags: Thing 3 · funny · kids say the funniest

End Of An Era

April 14th, 2011 · No Comments

Tomorrow marks the end of an era when Thing 4 graduates to the toddler classroom at daycare.
No more infant room. No more taking my shoes off to enter the classroom. No more filling out the sheet detailing when she last ate, last slept, and her mood for the day.
We’ve been in infant [...]

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Tags: Thing 4 · news

A Terrible Quagedy

April 6th, 2011 · 1 Comment

We experienced a terrible tragedy recently. Or should I say quagedy. A beloved friend of Thing 3 had a terrible accident and he was very upset as a result. Interestingly, the accident came at the hands, literally, of Thing 3 himself. In a scene reminiscent of Lennie Small from Of Mice and [...]

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Tags: Thing 3 · funny · pictures · stories