My Kids Were Abducted By Aliens

Tonight there was no fighting, whining, or crying.? Thing 1 and Thing 2 both ate all their dinner, all the vegetables, too, and we didn’t have to bribe them or play let’s make a deal.

They said “please” without being prompted.

All three are in bed and it’s 8 o’clock.
To the aliens who abducted my kids:? Keep them as long as you’d like.? I like these well-behaved replacements.

4 thoughts on “My Kids Were Abducted By Aliens”

  1. You know, this makes a lot of sense. I think I know these aliens. When I was a kid, there wasn’t a day that went by where my Dad didn’t threaten to take me back to Sears where he got me and exchange me for one that worked.

    These must have been the replacements he was talking about! Shwew, good thing he never met those kids. I could never have competed.

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