Kids Say The Funniest Things #1

[Car passes us while driving]

Thing 1: Daddy, why are you driving so slow?

SuburbanDaddy: I’m not driving slow. He’s driving fast.

Thing 1: The policeman will stop him and give him a timeout. That’s what happens when you go too fast.

[thinks for a little bit]

Thing 1: Do race cars get timeouts?

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