New parents learn very quickly that late night TV, and especially early morning, sucks. I’m writing this at 5:45am, after watching the end of what could be the worst movie ever made – Staying Alive. It’s the sequel to a very good movie, but they should have known it was off to a bad start when they got Sylvester Stallone to direct a movie about Broadway dancers. But then again, this was around the time of some of Stallone’s best work like Rhinestone. How do I fall back asleep after watching something this bad?